Hot, Hot, Hot

Required listening:
Hot Hot Hot – Buster Poindexter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrhf_zgtmAg

Yes, it is a long road and, as they say here in Kentucky, Renee’s got a hard way to go. I think I’ve got the context wrong on that one but what do I know I’m from Jersey.

This recuperation is different than the previous surgeries. It is more covert. There are things going on behind the scenes that are murky to even the most keen observers. Renee expects so much from her body so soon after her procedure and is suffering letdown when her body does not comply with her expectations. There is one thing for certain, the body, especially certain parts involved in waste management, do not react well when put back on line after a year hiatus.

I’m going to try to put this in perspective for you. Do you like Mexican food? Do you like it spicy? Do you like to add Tabasco to everything and order jalapeno poppers for appetizers? Do you use habaneros as breath mints? Have you ever had the unfortunate experience of getting hit in the eyes by a massive dose of pepper spray? Well, if you’ve felt the effects of this heat then increase the worst you can stand tenfold and point it toward the business end of your digestive tract and WHOAHH! Man that’s HOT!

Since our bodies are conditioned to the daily rigors of excretion, we take for granted the tolerance developed for the acids which are expelled. When her gastro-doc warned Renee of some of the upcoming hurdles to anticipate, he said nothing about the burning. The hospital sent Renee home with some industrial strength butt paste and advised her to take Epsom baths but they didn’t give any real warning about the level of heat. Toss into this fire the abdominal effects of food re-introduction and you’ve got a code red on the hind quarter fever meter.

Continued use is the only thing that can re-build the calluses that protect the external area from the internal expulsion. Not even Extreme Makeover Home Edition could get this project done in a week. Renee’s going to be hurting for a while. At least until things cool down down-under she can go around acting like she’s hot shit.